“I got back a newly minted 2022 quarter at the grocery store.”

“My prescription glasses lenses are so thick when fitted to these vintage aviator frames.”

“This enormous hex key.”

“Instead of a broken wheel on my shopping cart, I have a shopping cart for my broken wheel..”

“This lump of mud and grass that looks like an elder god porcupine.”

A massive strawberry.

“I found a hidden mickey on my duvet cover.”

“I found a perfectly preserved Taco Bell receipt from 1999 in a library book I was scanning.”

“A bandage was included in the box with my paring knife order.”

“Found this flower growing out of the floor crack in my flat.”

“This bus stop advertisement was taken out of its case, vandalized and then placed back in its case.”

“Me and my buddy at Disneyland 2007 vs 2021, 14 year difference.”

“This stack of papers kinda looks like Master Shake.”

“The entrance to my friends basement.”

“The hands on my watch move out of the way so they don’t obstruct the little screen.”

“I can fit an entire bottle of chocolate milk in my pocket.”

“The legs on this table in the Idaho State Capitol Building..”

“My egg had triplets.”

“My 34-year-old VHS copy of The Land Before Time.”

“Human skeleton next to gorilla skeleton.”

“I zipped my jacket to my hoodie perfectly without realizing.”

“Found a $100 bill while changing my front speakers.”